The teapot is ubiquitous (Look it up people). There are many different variations to the standard “one is my handle and one is my spout,” and that is why we are here. It is a maneuver that is performed by young, old, skinny, fat, attractive and ugly, and every single one is its own unique teapot. It is our duty to bring light to an epidemic of tea potters everywhere, and now it is your duty as an American to point out teapots.
(The Mr. T-Pot)
Although not great form, sometimes it’s the effort that counts. Most teapots structural integrity cannot support the addition of such fine jewelry. That is what makes this specimen unique.
(The Black Goblin-Pot)
One of the world’s rarest teapots exhibiting great form and enthusiasm. Although this teapot obviously sprung a leak, the celebratory attitude prevails. Although not often seen in public, this rarity was a real crowd pleaser.
(Sick-Pot)
No wonder this teapot was sick, look at all the throw-up she ate. Occasionally a teapot may overindulge in food and alcohol. This is fine. It’s the commitment to excellence that separates this teapot from the general public. Even in times of extreme duress, this one still demonstrated brilliant form.
(Hooter-Pot)
Often found when an order of wings comes out wrong or the customer can not remain focused on making the order long enough to get it right.
(Hall-Pot)
Found in many college dorms, this teapot is trying to impress her boyfriend with a fake ID.
(Ball-Pot)
(Utopi Pot)
(Friend-Pot
(Sassy-Pot)
Found in many long lines, this impatient teapot gets grumpy when having to wait.
(Water-Pot)
The Teapot in its most natural form...one is a handle and one is a spout.
(THE OFFICIAL-POT)
ENOUGH SAID!!!!
(Nervous-Pot)
(Mirror-Pot)
(Line-Pot)
Another form of the Sassy-Pot...once again found in many long lines.
(Grab-Pot)
This move requires skill, balance, and coordination not found in many. She is showing perfect execution of the one footed Grab-Pot while her friend displays the double-handled pot with excellent form as well.
(Gamble-Pot)
(Stalker-Pot)
Often displayed by the guy in the bushes, that watches from a distance.
(Belly-Pot)
The result of a long night of drinking and free tee-shirts at the bar...but why are they too small?
